What is this all about? Well, I have a fan. And I'm scared. Because I'm a muthafuckin' weirdo!
She's loyal and she's wonderful and she reads all of my stupid shit. And it scares the crap out of me because one funny look and I'm struck down by the horrors of perpetual shyness.
I owe her so much better than me, but all I can be is myself. And I'm a weirdo hiding in my house withholding stories because I realized that there's actually someone out there reading me.