50-foot-woman

Think about it, if you were a fifty-foot person, unless you went on a horrible rampage, someone would be willing to spend fucktons of money to keep you in luxury. (We were watching Futurama "Anthology of Interest," then got into a big discussion about Gulliver's Travels and all the giant!tropes out there.) And you would want to be taken care of, because seriously, how else are you going to have a nice house to live in and enough food to eat?( Read more... )