I guess for the longest time I have been thoroughly mistaken about John Sheppard and Rodney McKay being male. Here I was thinking that they probably had that whole testicles and testosterone man-thing for them, but I guess not, 'cause really? They're just badly frightened little girls that are even more girly than real girls and are completely ineffectual at basically anything and everything including their jobs. Wow. Who knew, right?
Sorry. I've been dragging myself through the dregs of bad!fic and sadly scraped myself across the bottom of the barrel. Not so much bad spelling and grammar as a total lack of SGA characterization. Their names were John and Rodney and they lived on Atlantis... but that was about it. I don't know why they weren't just claimed as being totally original characters, 'cause without the names, I wouldn't have known who the hell they were.
BTW, I've been reading some kick ass Naruto too.
Second Chances by Red Crow at ff.net was actually pretty good. Future Naruto comes back to be his twelve year old self and save Sasuke from becoming a monster. Currently a WIP, but what's there is very good, in my own highly sought opinion.