Lol, wtf [fanfic]

Had to pause while reading a James Bond fanfic to be like "Whoa, wtf?"

Q got in an abusive relationship with some guy that seems to work at
MI6 and for some reason has the clearance to know Bond is a Double-0.
And even knowing that Bond has a license to kill--this guy that is
steadily losing his looks throughout the whole story--attacks Q while
Bond is closeby. Dude's seriously suicidal or something.

I don't know, maybe it's coz I'm peebled, but I'm totally being sucked
into this crackfic. I've already been eaten up by the fandom. I've
probably gone through all of the long 00Q-fics out there.

Meta: Bond

ALCOHOL:
Maybe Bond is always drinking because he needs that jolt of liquid
courage. Coz I've noticed that I get pretty brave after I've had a few
drinks poured in me.

SEX:
I can just see Bond having to pop Viagra before going on his seduction
missions. I don't care how much of a womanizer he's supposed to be, I
imagine there's just some women he would rather do without.

He's just so duty-bound that there's nothing and no one he won't do.
Kill, fuck, use, when he's on the job he lets nothing stand in his
way.

I imagine that Double-Os have a fast turn around. They die or burn
out; either way they end up permanently Retired.