"That can't be safe, can it?"

I don't know when it happened, but recently when I've been reading fics with sex I've been like, "Dude, where's the condom?"

I realize that it's fiction and thus not real, but I still find myself wincing when the characters don't practice safe sex. Or when there's BDSM that's obviously not Safe, Sane, or (fully) Consensual.

It's like, "Ugh, no thank you."