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My eyes! Ahhh, My Precious Eyes!
Gah, what the hell is the matter with people? Why the hell would someone feel the need to use a red background and black font for a fic they expect people to read?
I wish everyone would display their fics with a white background and black font. Sure, it's not really flashy, but at least you don't go blind reading their stories. Ugh.
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OMG. I was just set upon by two wandering missionaries, Elder Smith and Elder Walden.
They were talking to me about the evils of gambling and pornography. Meanwhile, I work in a casino and I was busy reading pr0n when they rang the doorbell. And just to make things worse, my nephew was running around with no pants on because he hopped up off the potty to go answer the door.
It was completely ridiculous, but I am such a pathetic weakling and was all "Uh huh" "Uh huh" "Sure," when they were asking if I believed in God and Jesus Christ and whether I wanted to receive a little pamphlet and a copy of the Book of Mormon. Geez...
Maybe things would have been better if I had just admitted to the fact that I'm a complete pagan and the only god I really worship is called TV.
I wish everyone would display their fics with a white background and black font. Sure, it's not really flashy, but at least you don't go blind reading their stories. Ugh.
OMG. I was just set upon by two wandering missionaries, Elder Smith and Elder Walden.
They were talking to me about the evils of gambling and pornography. Meanwhile, I work in a casino and I was busy reading pr0n when they rang the doorbell. And just to make things worse, my nephew was running around with no pants on because he hopped up off the potty to go answer the door.
It was completely ridiculous, but I am such a pathetic weakling and was all "Uh huh" "Uh huh" "Sure," when they were asking if I believed in God and Jesus Christ and whether I wanted to receive a little pamphlet and a copy of the Book of Mormon. Geez...
Maybe things would have been better if I had just admitted to the fact that I'm a complete pagan and the only god I really worship is called TV.